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I gasped in joy as I saw my daughter draw her first breathe.

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I was part of the Apollo 17 team and I know for a fact the original Apollo 11 lunar landing was not faked.

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I heard a muffled sob and a gunshot sound over the phone.

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My only super power was teleporting little stones a few metres away from me, so I was mocked in the superhero association's meeting.

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My husband drove to over a dozen pet stores to buy enough frogs for our daughters "Princess and Frog" birthday party.

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The one real difference between Limbo and Hell is, in Limbo you know why you're being punished and for exactly how long.

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In school today, my son was asked to come up to the front and draw something that’s in the ocean.

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I told my doctor to not waste their time telling me about vaccines and how they supposedly "save lives"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I gasped in joy as I saw my daughter draw her first breathe.	4274
I was part of the Apollo 17 team and I know for a fact the original Apollo 11 lunar landing was not faked.	4223
I heard a muffled sob and a gunshot sound over the phone.	4215
My only super power was teleporting little stones a few metres away from me, so I was mocked in the superhero association's meeting.	4186
My husband drove to over a dozen pet stores to buy enough frogs for our daughters "Princess and Frog" birthday party.	4142
The one real difference between Limbo and Hell is, in Limbo you know why you're being punished and for exactly how long.	4100
In school today, my son was asked to come up to the front and draw something that’s in the ocean.	4078
[deleted by user]	4048
I told my doctor to not waste their time telling me about vaccines and how they supposedly "save lives"	4029
[deleted by user]	3968